How to Tell if your Basset is too Spoiled

You can tell if your basset is too spoiled when...

• You are sitting on the floor, and your basset is sitting on the couch
• You are eating Beans and Rice so your basset can have his Wellness dog food and Wellness treats
• When you purchase a vehicle, you purchase it with your bassets comfort in mind, rather than your comfort
• When you go on vacation, you look for places your basset will enjoy rather than places you will enjoy
• You spend all of your money outfitting your basset, and you walk around in rags
• You make sure you get home in time to feed the bassets because they'd be upset if you don't
  

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